There is a pube in the bathroom that has been staring at her for weeks now. It won’t go away. It’s vibrant red, she has pale brown hair so it’s clearly not hers, and yes the carpet matches the curtains. Molly keeps hoping, wishing, dreaming, that it will disappear. But alas.

It’s probably just a beard hair, right? That means its safe to touch right? but no lets be reasonable, it’s not a beard hair, and what if I touch it thinking it’s a beard hair but it’s actually a pube hair like it looks like and what if I touch it thinking its a pube hair but it’s actually a beard hair well, either way, it’s going to make me feel sicker than I already am just looking at it if I try to touch it. What if it should touch my foot, or worse, my leg as I try to wash it down the drain if I remove it with a cleaning cloth or scrubber it will inevitably just get stuck in that and spread around making it the spider that got away which is even worse than the one you can see right in front of you…

And so she takes her shower; just leaving it there for another day.

 

 

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